Not by the hair of my…

8 February 2010 Nez 2 comments

Robert T. Natoli - Guiness Record Holder - Most Chin Ups in a minute

xyf recently engineered a chin up bar for us out of some firewood and simply slotting my bench bar into it, suspended from the loft in the garage ceiling, quite brilliant, gonna have backs made out of lead in no time.  Robert T. Natoli is the Guinness World Record holder for most Chin Ups in a minute, an astonishing, 53!!

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Wellington Rugby Sevens 2010 Day 2 Live Blog!

6 February 2010 Nez 4 comments

Wellington Rugby Sevens Live Blog

Welcome to Day 2 of the 8 ball Wellington Rugby Sevens live blog!

Great Sevens Live Blog coverage from Baron and meanphil, keep it up lads. I imagine some tired sore heads won’t be emerging until 2pm, it’s a muggy disgusting day in the Tron, hopefully the sun burns through soon.  It’s finals day so should be some wicked Rugby Sevens match ups coming up!  Let Day 2 of the 8 ball Wellington Rugby Sevens Live Blog begin!

14.19 – A – monopoly pre feed and drinks are all go at Swains!

14.58 – Nez – We are playing Willie Losie Drinking Games. If Willie says any of either, ’strong, fast, long, hard, young x year old, cut out ball, big, athletic, ball in hand’ then EVERYONE must drink! Bit of cloud in the tr0n, burn thru!

15.20 – A – team coming together… slowly…

16:08 – Nez – Gamblord has not smiled on me lately, not making any cash today but the sun has finally burnt thru! Go the tr0n!

16:36 – Nez – This is NOT the 7s!

16:56 – J – Hi!

18:34 – Nez – Go New Zealand!! It was Ken Laban not Willie Losie, but many drinks were had from him hitting the right words while he commentated :P   Come on Wellington what you got?!

19.59 – Nez – Poor NZ.  Food is cheaper here though!

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Wellington Rugby Sevens 2010 Day 1 Live Blog

5 February 2010 Nez 2 comments

Wellington Rugby Sevens 2010 Day 1 Live Blog

Day 1 of the 8 ball Wellington Rugby Sevens Live Blog begins today!

Live Blog from “The Couch” courtesy of Sku, Nez and Jay and from the ACTUAL Rugby Sevens event courtesy of Baron and meanphil. Stay tuned all day long foolz!

1150 – J – first (free) beers of the day. Thanks Tui. Roll on the Rugby Sevens!

12.37pm – A – First beverage with a Greek goddess, two first aiders, Billy T, two Hulk Hogans, three Power Rangers at a bar in Upper Hutt.

12:42pm – meanphil – on the train in with a witch, a prisoner, scooby doo ( and the rest in f**** short skirts) and some Grid girls

13.41 – Nez – Dip is in the fridge, chicken nibbles have been marinated, Juginator filled, ready to watch some Rugby Sevens!

14:06 – J – Come on Cake tin time to pack it out and get your booze on

14:57 – Nez – It was hot, it was hot as balls…. so we took the Rugby Sevens action outside and set ourselves up for the afternoon.

15:52 – J – Ol south Africa… Getting your ‘ream the worst team’ in the Rugby Sevens on,  nice _b

16.13 – A – so so hot… shade bound… new awesome holding device for my beers… thanks Alvin outfit!

16.41: – Nez – The sun is quickly disappearing, busted out the cam timer, Sku, Jay and Nez, booya!

17:32 – J – So far I am still looking for a killer dress up, power rangers or perhaps the girls in short skirts with a small — re tiny — country flag logo are the go.

17:35 – J – And there is a lot of lovely looking females there!

18:18 – J – Looks like da kiwis have it in the bag… One more tonight and it’s all go for tomorrows finals ya’l

18.25 – A – Its packing out, I’m wasted… the kiwis won… streaker yeah!

Bonkers going OFF!!!

19.37 – A – Go USA!

11:47pm – meanhpil – had no 3g at the tincup thingy so here’s a photo essay

10.00 – A – Rise and shine for day two, found some photos on the phone:

and some of my prep work for today:

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Halberg Snub

3 February 2010 Nez 6 comments

Don't Cry Richie

Richie McCaw has been nominated for NZ’s most pretigious sporting award, the Halberg.  He won’t be attending the ceremony as he helps his Crusaders prepare for a pre-season match.  McCaw is taking a break for the first 4 rounds of the tournament.  You’d think this would enable him to attend an awards ceremony where it’s likely he’ll receive an award, nothing worse than someone being given an award and not turning up to receive it in my opinion.  Committed to his team, award snubbed or just not interested in accumulating accolades?

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Afridi takes a big bite of the cherry

2 February 2010 Nez 4 comments

Afridi skips breakfast and decides the ball looks mighty tasty.

When the chips are down, often sportsmen do stupid things.  Shahid Afridi wanted to win the 5th ODI against Australia badly, so badly that he figured he’d take a big bite out of the ball to help his bowlers.  Or was he really hungry?  Afridi has been banned for 2 T20 matches, a very soft penalty for a pretty serious crime.  I think they went soft on him because he so honestly admitted it in and they probably felt a wee bit sorry for him for being such a silly fool.  He was hardly subtle, he did this while walking with the bowler to his run up while the cameras were clearly on him!!

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28 January 2010 J 7 comments

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Name that biscuit

28 January 2010 Plug 6 comments

I covet a biscuit from my childhood. To address my problem, I must know its name.

The biscuit is thus: ridges of biscuit outside, with a thin layer of orange (or apricot) flavour on the bottom, and a circle of chocolate (about 5mm thick) on top.

A crude artist might draw it as such:

As with all good biscuits, I believe it was made by Griffins.

I remember it being off the market for a few years, then back, and then gone again.  I don’t expect it’s around now and I can’t find it on their website.

Anyone remember the name?

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The Old Men of the Future

28 January 2010 Nez 3 comments

It’s a sad day in any NZ sport when we have to rely on the old fullas to get us through.  Surely we have enough young talent coming up the ranks that we should be nurturing and encouraging to start taking the responsibilities over from our 30+ generation.

The NZ Cricket selectors just recently announced the T20 and ODI squads to be playing Bangladesh next month and although it does look experimental rather than trying to field our strongest side, you can’t help but think, “Isn’t a series against Bangers the perfect scenario to give new guys a crack?”  I mean, this is the mentality the All Blacks use.  Trial the new guys against the easy beats of Italy and Scotland so they get used to the pressure and the environment of the international scene before you expose them to a Tri-Nations match for instance.

Next year we have one of the most prestigious occasions in World Cricket, the One Day International World Cup.  One Dayers have been around a long time now and so has this World Cup.  The 50 over match is less of a lottery than a T20 and for the non cricket purists, it’s a bit more palatable than a Test match but still allows teams to use some real tactics and strategies to win the game.  Building up to an occasion like this you could reasonably expect in the year leading up to it that most countries will try out a LOT of young players to see if they’re going to have what it takes to step up for such an occasion and go on to be influential players for their countries after the experience.

But no, not here in NZ, we’ve decided we’re going to try out some guys at the end of their careers who will be even older by the time next years World Cup rolls around.  We’re hoping our aging generation is going to win this one for us.  They’re injury prone and their fitness is questionable and they certainly can’t fly around the field like the young’ins can.

Let’s take a look at who we’ve got.

Shane Bond – Sure, even though he’s 34 you’d take him because frankly he’s still the best bowler we’ve got and if we don’t use him we’ll lose him as his career is almost over, fair call.

Darryl Tuffey – Played his first match for NZ last year in 5 years and is currently 31 years old.  Yes he’s good but there are a ton of great new young bowlers of his ilk on the scene at the moment, surely it’s time for Daz to step aside and let one of them have a turn.

Andrew McKay – Quite a surprise bowling selection.  The Wellingtonian has had a good domestic season and a better than average HRV Cup but really?  He’s 31 years old and we have a NZ contracted player in Brent Arnel who hasn’t been selected for the Black Caps yet, not to mention the likes of Bradley Scott who has been outstanding with the ball recently taking 8 wickets for 20 runs in his last two T20 matches.

Scott Styris – Here’s an old man I feel bad for.  The Black Caps need good all rounders and at the moment Styris is one of the best, putting on some massive performances with bat and ball to help the Auckland Aces make the final of the HRV Cup but he’s been overlooked, maybe the selectors did pull the age card on this one?

Peter Ingram – Amazing performances in all forms of the game in the domestic season.  This guy absolutely mothers the ball when he hits it, 31 years old and just made the squad.  Looks like a super player but certainly not a player for the future already at the end of his career.

Gareth Hopkins – Called in as Wicket Keeper back up, at 34 years old you have to wonder.  Peter McGlashan was the back up to McCullum last year but he has been shaky with the gloves, dropping a few and missing some stumpings here and there, it can be painful to watch and maybe he needs a little more time.  Hopkins gloves have been solid and he’s capable with the bat.  Let’s hope that Hopkins is just in there as a stop gap until McGlashan is ready.

WHAT ABOUT BJ?
You really have to feel for young BJ Watling, in my mind he should definitely be in the squad.  His performances opening the batting for the Knights in the HRV Cup were superb and he had a few good cracks against Pakistan late last year too, smart kid with a good head on his shoulders and massive future.  He should definitely have been selected in the hope that he may even be capable of taking on Australia after we put Bangers away.  And I’m sorry but I have to say it, Jacob Oram should no longer be an automatic selection, all players should be picked on form and this guy is NOT in form.  No runs and very few wickets in the HRV Cup, I don’t think he deserves his place at all.

Full squads named below:

Twenty20 squad

Brendon McCullum (Otago Volts)
Peter Ingram (Central Stags)
Martin Guptill (Auckland Aces)
Ross Taylor (Central Stags)
James Franklin (Wellington Firebirds)
Gareth Hopkins (Auckland Aces)
Jacob Oram (Central Stags)
Nathan McCullum (Otago Volts)
Daniel Vettori (Northern Knights)
Ian Butler (Otago Volts)
Daryl Tuffey (Auckland Aces)
Tim Southee (Northern Knights)

One-Day International squad

Brendon McCullum (Otago Volts)
Peter Ingram (Central Stags)
Martin Guptill (Auckland Aces)
Ross Taylor (Central Stags)
Neil Broom (Otago Volts)
James Franklin (Wellington Firebirds)
Daniel Vettori (Northern Knights)
Jacob Oram (Central Stags)
Ian Butler (Otago Volts)
Daryl  Tuffey (Auckland Aces)
Tim Southee (Northern Knights)
Andrew McKay (Wellington Firebirds)

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Get your Starcraft ON!

25 January 2010 J 7 comments

In Preparation for the upcoming Starcraft 2 game/s why not spend a bit of time with the pro side of SC as it stands today.

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The Big Mac Challenge

24 January 2010 Baron 10 comments

Not long ago young fyx returned from his overseas adventure and started looking for work back in NZ. On finding work his workplace laid down a challenge. The Big Mac Challenge.

On large Big Mac Combo blended into a lumpy, fatty, meaty thick shake. He completed this task in approximately 8 minutes.

Upon hearing about his effort I and other decided we wanted to better that time because ‘that sounded easy’. So the day after the Big Day Out Nez and I grew some grapefruits and did it. Here is the documentary  hacked together by me for all those who didnt witness this event:

The Big Mac Challenge from Aaron Armstrong on Vimeo.

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